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Rancho Cortez
It's a Texas Dude Ranch.
It's a Cowboy Fat Farm.

Come to the Cowboy Capital of the World

in the beautiful Texas Hill Country –
less than an hour from San Antonio.

Your $99 Dude Ranch and $1,950 Fat Farm
Welcome to the ranch for a family vacation or holiday, fitness vacation, company retreat, church retreat, family reunion, or other group event. Saddle up and live your dreams for an hour, day, week, month, or longer.

Saddle Up Your Dreams
Cowboys, Cowgirls, and experienced riders: enjoy horseback riding with expert cowboy Larry Cortez, his daughter K.D., and his son Anthony. Plenty of Texas style fun with hay rides, campfires, cattle roundups, lasso lessons, swimming in our pool or soaking in our hot tub.

Lose Weight - Get Fit
Fitness and weight loss visitors work with personal trainers under the direction of Mary Cortez. Come for our popular 30 day weight loss camp or spend a few days or weeks. Guided hikes, water aerobics, yoga, weight training, aerobics, pilates, and horseback riding - along with classes in the air-conditioned gym - will help you meet your weight loss goals. We can get you started on the road to a healthier life and teach you new skills to take home.

Questions? Click here. We'd like to help.Or just call (830) 796-9339

 


Open Year Round - 365 days - but if your dates are flexible - we'll give you a GREAT deal!
Call for Availability
Dude Ranch Specials

January 6, 2014 thru March 6, 2014
April 28, 2014 thru June 6, 2014
July 27, 2014 thru November 25, 2014

$99 Special Rate (per person / per night) - 2 person 2 night minimum.

Mention "$99 Special" when booking.

1pm check in, and 11 am check out
2 Night Minimum includes:

Check in Day:
1 one-hour trail ride as long as your arrival time is before 2pm
Dinner
Campfire
Use of Ranch Amenities
**Indoor and outdoor pools, hot tub, game room with ping pong and pool tables, horse shoe pit, hiking trails, workout gym

Following Days
7am Witness the Wranglers corral the horses, and then help with morning chores.
Breakfast – 8am,
Lunch 12pm,
Dinner 6pm (5pm on Friday in Summer months)
2 one-hour trail rides
Western entertainment
Learn to throw a lasso
Use of Ranch Amenities above
Hay Wagon Ride
Help feed the longhorn cattle, and help with afternoon chores
Following dinner, sit around the Campfire, roast marshmallows for smores, with western story telling

Check out Day
Breakfast 8am
1 –one hour trail ride before departing the Ranch at 11am

Private Lessons and/or Arena Riding would be available for an extra charge, and can be reserved at check in time.

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    Horseback rides

    In or near San Antonio? Escape for day at the ranch. Just call (830) 796-9339.

    Need a Map?

    We’re just outside of Bandera.

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    Fat Farm Specials

    Open Year Round - 365 days - During boot camps the bunkhouse is reserved for fitness guests and special rates apply.

    Warrior Boot Camp     more about boot camp...

    Price is for 2 WEEKS!!!

    Mention "Boot Camp Special" when booking.




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    Contact Us

    In Texas: 1 830 796 9339
    Out of state: 1 866 797 9339
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